How much is absolutely great, mind blowing sex worth to you? Because tonight, it’s going to cost you a pretty penny, and you’ll probably be stepping a bit outside of your comfort zone. But you’re going to receive the absolute best oral sex you have ever had in your life.
Sounds too good to be true? Keep reading.
Do you know the number one quality women say they look for in a man? It’s not his ability to earn a great income. It’s not his great fashion sense. It’s his great sense of humor.
Here’s an opportunity to show her yours, with just a little preparation. A few days before your date, hand your sweetie a sealed envelope and tell her not to open it until the night of the seduction.
Next on your to do list is shopping. You’ll need to get some supplies for this one.
When your special evening finally arrives, get dressed for your performance. First, put on a man’s g-string. Over that goes bikini briefs, and finally a pair of outrageous box shorts. Cover it all with a robe, and invite her to bring her envelope into your little love nest.
And of course, being the forward thinking sex God that you are, you’ve prepared quite the scene for her pleasure. The lights are low, the music’s hot, and you’ve got every pillow you can find piled up for her to lounge on.
Now samba across the room, a single rose between your teeth, a bowl of fresh, juicy grapes above your head. Remember, she’s laughing with you, not at you. I told you that you were going to step a little bit outside of your comfort zone. If you’re not usually playful and uninhibited, you may be stepping a LOT outside of your comfort zone.
But it’s all good. It’s about great sex, remember?
Kneel before her and present her with the rose. Gently slip some grapes past her lips. She will simply melt when you massage her feet with scented oil. Rub it in, slowly and firmly, with special attention to each tiny toe.
Believe me when I tell you this, there is not a woman in the world that wouldn’t be in pure bliss by now.
But things have barely gotten started. It’s showtime!
Cue up a song on the stereo, one that makes you feel like dancing. No, not with her… for her, as her own private Chippendale dancer. Inside her envelope are dollar bills – twenty of them – for her to stuff into your underwear.
Now it’s time to go wild. Show her what a fun and adventurous guy you are. Be as erotic, sexy, sensual, and goofy as you can be. With every piece of underwear that you take off, try to make it an event all on its own. Tease her. Ask her to use her teeth to nudge it down a little bit… but no hands!
Once the first act is over, she will be cheering for more as you dash into the bathroom to change into your “outfit” for the grand finale.
For your last performance of the evening, it appears that you are bare. But she sees something glistening in the candlelight. And you’ll notice a sparkle, too – in her eyes, when she discovers the beautiful bracelet that’s hanging from your swaying shaft.
Think of it as a lure for her mouth – and don’t stop your dance until she takes the bait. Tonight’s talent show continues when she wraps her lips around you and blows the sweetest tune you’ve ever heard in your life.